July 23rd, 2007

Celebrate Your Mother Lyrics

Posted in Lyrics by Chris

Celebrate your Mother

You’d celebrate your father if he’s sleeping with your sisters and your brother
And your mother
But you’re always late so today celebrate

So celebrate your mother
You celebrate with Mary Jane and Billy
Uncle Charlie and the others

Cause you lost it bad
How you feeling now
Sniffin’ drinkin’ poppin’ pissin’
‘Cause your think it’s rock n’ roll
I said you lost it bad

How you feeling now
When you celebrate today
Celebrate

So celebrate your mother
You’d celebrate your father if he’s sleeping with your sisters and your brother
And your mother
But you’re always late so today celebrate

It’s coming for your mother
Human soul consumin’ roarin’
All the rabid mouths are foamin’ for your mother
And like a birthday boy
You’ve got to do it well

Saw you once and I heat up again
Saw you once and I just partied my friend
Because a man never lost, I’m gonna live forever
No, a man never got lost and lived in his cellar

Saw you once and I heat up again
Saw you once and I just partied my friend
Because a man never lost, I’m gonna live forever
No, a man never got lost and…Come on!

I want to fuck your mother
It’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it well
But please don’t tell your father
‘Cause I’ll fuck him as well

Oh yeah you are the best in the world
Sniffin’, drinkin’ poppin’, pissin’
‘Cause you think it’s rock n’ roll
I know that you are the best in the world
When you celebrate today
Celebrate it all

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3 comments

  1. max says:

    great song

    July 28th, 2007 at 7:22 pm

  2. Millie says:

    Really really amazing song. Can’t get it out of my head.

    In other news

    Is it wrong I’d fuck your mother if she looked anything like any of you ;D

    October 4th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

  3. spant says:

    please come to mexico, it would be great!!! belive me you Rules!!!!

    May 13th, 2008 at 11:02 am

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